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Dennou Figure ARis

It’s totally cliche to say the Japanese are freaks when it comes to cartoon sexuality. And it’s also true. The latest exhibit for the prosecution is a game released in Japan this October that features optical recognition and glyph tracking to display virtual anime cuties. It looks like you place the glyph cube to define the location of your cutie in 3-D space, and then you use a glyph paddle to interact with her. And by “interact”, I mean take her clothes off and spank her. Then when she’s curled up weeping in the corner, you can give her gifts of stuffed toys and new outfits.

I’m not kidding.

The following video contains excessive terrified squealing. Oh, and make sure you watch to the very end for the surprise guest.

via Geekologie

Fair and Balanced

It’s no secret that I have a liberal agenda, and tend to post things items with a left-leaning slant.

So, in the interest of fairness, here’s a cogent argument against voting for Barack Obama:

Barack Obama Eats Babies

The Gloaming

Great short by Andrew Huang. You shouldn’t work so late.

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Courtesy of No Fat Clips!!

Ron Howard’s Call To Action

Funny or Die

One of my nieces sent me this!

Tickle Me Vizzini


Tickle Me Vizzini from PrincessBrideGame on Vimeo.

The Presidential Campaign as a D&D Game

KUCINICH: IM A BARD

OBAMA: That’s nice.

KUCINICH: MY FAMILIAR IS A PURPLE SNOW LEOPARD

MCCAIN: Oh, Jesus. Here we go.

KUCINICH: DID I MENTION MY WIFE IS A TOTALLY BANGIN DRYAD WITH 20 CHARISMA

Go right now and read “Adventuring Party Politics: The Campaign is Getting Ugly” at somehedgehog’s livejournal account, before the traffic melts their servers.

Bird-Eating Spider

These photos of a very large Golden Orb Spider munching on a bird are currently circulating around the web. They are very real, and were been taken in a backyard in Australia. Experts suggest that the bird (a chestnut-breasted mannikin) flew into the spider’s web and become entangled.

Credit for any and all nightmares resulting from these images can be laid at the feet of SFSJ, who brought them to my attention.

Dangerous

McCain-Obama Dance-Off


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Literal Translation of a Freestyle Rap Battle

Now I can enjoy them, too!

If you really must, you can see the original video (NSFW) here.

via Geekologie.

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