Comments on: I Feel Old

by: Kassi42

Tue, 25 Oct 2005 20:39:00 +0000

I’m still at that age where I have recollections of what I thought and did to impress boys in High School. I hope I forget them soon. Sometimes my memories make me blush.

I wore a very nice, wholesome dress to prom, though.

by: Neil

Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:15:00 +0000

Like, this was, you know, an interesting, like, story…

God, i hate people who talk like that.

On the other hand, my grammar isn’t exactly perfect. Earlier today, I was talking to a friend of mine, and we were almost whispering because there was a girl asleep on the couch next to us. At least, I thought she was asleep.

All of a sudden, her eyes snap open and she yells at me “Use the subjunctive!”

Gee, sorry! Some people are pretty touchy about grammar…

by: Sleazy Gary

Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:18:00 +0000

Yeah, we saw the same thing in Seattle at this expensive Italian restaurant. The skanks were all dressed up for homecoming. If you think it is bad trying to get a table for 12 at Red Robin, try getting three tables for 14 (each) at Il Fornaios.

by: PAgent

Sun, 23 Oct 2005 17:43:00 +0000

Homecoming, maybe? I don’t know. They weren’t coat and tie formal, but there were far too many of them for it to be anything but an official school function.

Can you imagine trying to get a table for 12 at Red Robin? With a straight face? Jeebus.

by: Shiggy

Sun, 23 Oct 2005 14:42:00 +0000

Prom? In October? Jeez, you Oregonians do things weird.

And as the father of a three-year-old daughter I hope they move the Videogame ratings over to outfits like that: “Must be over 18 to wear” and the boutiques get “fashion narcs” trying to buy them without ID like they do for the convenience stores with cigarettes and beer.