Ran across this today in my feed reader. I know you can’t blame the algorithms that match key words with ad content, but this really cracked me up:

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I live in Portland, Oregon. Well, I live in the suburbs, but I work downtown. And without particularly trying to do so, I have become entangled in the “tech” scene here in the Rose City. Portland has a particularly vibrant tech scene, and there are a large number of bright young people here who speak [...]

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I think I’ve found the perfect consultant to help with my shed dilemma:

Look at that work of art: Air conditioning, satellite dish, and a handy stack of firewood. Where do I sign, sir?
via Dark Roasted Blend

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As I may have mentioned previously, we’ve been having a bit of a conflict in the family over computer access. With one fully-functioning computer that has internet access, it’s in high demand. I need to keep up with my RSS feeds and Twitter, the wife has her Supernatural obsession to feed, and the kids thrive [...]

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I have become fixated on yet another impractical notion: I want a shed.

No, not a shed like that. A shed like this:

The idea of having an outbuilding that serves as a studio, or office, is an old one in Europe, but it is just catching on in the US. Why do I want one? Simple. [...]

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You can blame Verso for this.
What do Wookiees leave for Santa?
  Wookiee Cookies
What do balding Wookiees wear?
  Wookiee Toupees
How do Wookiees exercise their pets?
  Wookiee Walkies
What do Wookiees that play Legend of Zelda collect?
  Wokiee Rupees
How do you keep a drunk Wookiee at home?
  Take his Wookiee Car Keys
What do you call Wookiees from the north of Kashyyyk?
  Yankee Wookiees
What do [...]

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