I’ve got some kind of stomach bug. I’ll refrain from clinical details. Let’s just say my routine has been disrupted. So much so that I came home from work early and went to bed. I initially thought it was food poisoning, but it may be some kind of virus.

The most entertaining aspects of this particular illness thus far are the ominous and loud noises that periodically emanate from my abdomen. They sound like a cross between distant thunder and some kind of tar pit. They are not reassuring.