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Obama Zombie Cat

Posted in March 9th, 2008
by PAgent in Blogs and Bloggers, Verse

Obama Zombie Cat is looking to the future.

Obama Zombie Cat is grateful for your support.

Obama Zombie Cat says “Yes, We Can….hork up a hairball.”

Obama Zombie Cat called Hillary a bitch. But it was off the record.

Obama Zombie Cat tried catnip in college…but didn’t inhale.

Obama Zombie Cat is only concerned about the security of this great [...]

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Please Consider

Posted in November 19th, 2007
by PAgent in Verse

Dear Sir,
Please consider the enclosed for publication.
It’ll make your magazine a star.
No, I wasn’t asked for a contribution.
But it’s the best I’ve wrote so far.
It starts out just like science-fiction.
And then I bring in elves and swords.
And there’s a mysterious drug addiction,
Fueled by alien overlords.
There’s a talking dog named “Ringo”.
He’s from Area 51.
Half wolf, half [...]

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Lunchtime @ 5th Avenue

Posted in July 17th, 2006
by PAgent in Verse

Spots of sunlight dance on the sidewalk
shining through leaves animated by the wind
as it is funneled between the buildings.
An orange construction sign
nodding like an old man on its spring
warns of construction on the right
The back of the sign is more ambiguous
a dangling patch with a single word
ominously warns ‘LEFT’.
A concrete saw screams in the intersection
making [...]

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The Patent Agent Blues

Posted in May 5th, 2006
by PAgent in Verse

Finalized an application,
the client thinks it’s swell.
You say to him “Buddy,
I hope your product sells.”
He says “Don’t worry,
it will, I already know.
I started selling it
a couple of years ago!”
I’ve got the blues.
Oh, oh, oh,
I’ve got the blues.
I’m tired of looking at my clients’ faces,
my claims don’t have any antecedent basis.
I’ve got the blues.
Those patent agent [...]

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It Could Be Worse: My Weekend In Verse

Posted in October 16th, 2005
by PAgent in FYI, Verse

Saturday morning my alarm went off early,
and though my guts were still tender,
I crawled out of bed and into the car,
So Les Schwab could roll my fender.
Though I asked about the paint job and what could go wrong
the manager said not to worry.
When the paint on the fender got cracked and peeled back,
I was filled [...]

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