Non compos mentis

Posted in August 28th, 2007
by PAgent in Marriage, Parenting

At some point in the last 42 years, I became an idiot.
I wasn’t always an idiot. I scored 1420 on my SATs. I was a finalist for National Merit Scholar. I attended a fairly prestigious college, and earned two Certificates of Merit based on my grades.
I think I started losing my mind when I decided [...]

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Oh Dear, Oh Dear

Posted in June 1st, 2007
by PAgent in Blogs and Bloggers, Marriage

My little ol’ blog is the number one Google hit for the following word combination:
my wife is a materialistic bitch
Heh-heh. What a wacky Internet, eh sweetie? Kinda funny, isn’t it dear?
Uh, honey?

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Phone Follies

Posted in November 28th, 2006
by PAgent in FYI, Marriage

I like gadgets. I had been lusting over a new cell phone, and the fact that my phone was coming up on two years old was just gnawing away at me, like a persistant itch. I really wanted to replace it, but couldn’t really justify it to myself.
Then last night the wife sat me down [...]

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Thought For The Day

Posted in September 2nd, 2006
by PAgent in Marriage

From a friend of mine (identity withheld to protect the guilty):
Logic + marriage = fight

“I feel your pain.” - William Jefferson Clinton

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No Horse Deserves This

Posted in August 14th, 2006
by PAgent in FYI, Marriage, Parenting

Next week the PAgent clan will be spending our second annual week at the ocean. This is a family tradition that I can truly get behind. As I’ve said previously, there is a special brand of serenity and relaxation that is available within earshot of crashing surf that I just can’t find anywhere else.
Of course, [...]

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Fair is Fair

Posted in July 28th, 2006
by PAgent in Humor, Marriage

Married 14 years, I took a look at my wife the other day and said, “Honey, 14 years ago, we had a tiny rental house, a cheap car, slept on a tiny bed and watched a tiny TV with crappy reception, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 30-year-old brunette. Now, we [...]

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