It’s my very great pleasure to introduce you to your next earwig.

Courtesy of the Korean site www.Iloveegg.com, it’s the I Love Egg Song!!!

By clicking on the above hyperlink, Visitor agrees to hold PAgent harmless for any mental or emotional trauma experienced by Visitor, either as a direct result of viewing the ‘I Love Egg’ video, or as a result of having to watch the ‘I Love Egg’ video repeatedly due to the demands of one or more children.

The aforementioned trauma shall be considered to include, but shall not be limited to, nausea, vomiting, inability to get the ‘I Love Egg’ tune out of Visitor’s head, sudden intense craving for eggs, sudden loss of all desire for eggs, feelings of violence against chickens, and loss of enjoyment of anime.

I mean it.