Direct from an internet station at the Newport Public Library, no less. So this will have to be short and sweet.

The weather is cooperating wonderfully, it’s been beautiful. The horseback ride went off without a hitch (HA!) and I will have more to say on that subject when I get back.

The wife and I are ready to kill our children:

“Can we go to the beach?”
“Not now.”
“Can we go to the beach?”
“Not now.”
“Can we go to the beach?”
“Not now.”
“Can we go to the beach?”
“Not now.”
“Can we go to the beach?”
“Not now.”
“Can we go to the beach?”
“NO, YOU WILL NEVER GO TO THE BEACH AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE.”

I am getting lots of exercise, walking on the beach every morning. I spend my time daydreaming about owning my own beach house that I could escape to. And filling it with dozens of brilliant and beautiful women that find me incredibly desirable.

Hey, if you’re going to daydream, go big.

P.S. I notice that some of you are registering as subscribers of the site. Uh, thanks? I have no idea what that gets you, since I haven’t set up any restrictions on content. But I guess it might be useful in the future. At least you can state proudly that you are registered users of PAgent’s Progress.

Meh.