10) Gasoline is $3.00 a gallon.

9) Chicks dig chainring scars.

8) Fingerless gloves never go out of style.

7) Tired of missing out on all the action that cyclists are getting from Lance Armstrong’s groupies since his retirement.

6) Wish they could get away with carrying a purse by calling it a ‘Messenger Bag’.

5) Jealous of having thighs that look like Virginia hams.

4) Still bitter about losing girlfriend to that cyclist back in high school.

3) Seeing someone having a great workout at 7:00 am makes that Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich taste like ashes in your mouth.

2) Furious at being delayed a good 7.5 seconds on that half-hour commute to work.


1) Everyone wishes they looked that good in Lycra.