It used to be that having a blog was the biggest “Dork” badge you could possibly wear.

Well, except for having a blog and wearing a ‘Tux the penguin’ T-Shirt.

But no more!

Now, you can let everyone know that you are an alpha-geek. That you communicate with other beings exclusively by email and IM. That you have lost the ability to actually have a face-to-face conversation. You can wear jewelry from The Smiley Collection: