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July 13th, 2006

Bicycle Bloopers

“Bloopers” is an odd term to use, but it’s as good as any to describe those little crashes, flops, flips, endos, falls, slides, and other incidents that keep Johnson & Johnson selling Band-Aids. It’s better than calling it “Bike Carnage”.

Man, riding a bike is dangerous. Why would anybody want to DO that?

Let this be a lesson to you: ALWAYS wear a helmet. And make sure your kids wear them, too.

And finally, an oldie but a goodie, one of my personal favorite stupid human tricks:

THAT left a mark.

July 13th, 2006

For Future Reference

If you have to tip the coffee urn in the cafeteria in order to get the last few precious drops of caffeinated coffee into your cup, please remember that when you go to finish that cup of coffee, the last mouthful will contain a significant amount of coffee grounds.