Daddy Needs A Drink
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According to BikePortland.org, P.K. (the host of “The Playhouse”) went on a bike ride in Portland with a reporter from the Willamette Week.
The article is appearing in tomorrow’s paper, and you can find the episode of The Playhouse where P.K. describes his bike ride on iTunes (episode was recorded July 20th).
It used to be that having a blog was the biggest “Dork” badge you could possibly wear.
Well, except for having a blog and wearing a ‘Tux the penguin’ T-Shirt.
But no more!
Now, you can let everyone know that you are an alpha-geek. That you communicate with other beings exclusively by email and IM. That you have lost the ability to actually have a face-to-face conversation. You can wear jewelry from The Smiley Collection:
10) Gasoline is $3.00 a gallon.
9) Chicks dig chainring scars.
8) Fingerless gloves never go out of style.
7) Tired of missing out on all the action that cyclists are getting from Lance Armstrong’s groupies since his retirement.
6) Wish they could get away with carrying a purse by calling it a ‘Messenger Bag’.
5) Jealous of having thighs that look like Virginia hams.
4) Still bitter about losing girlfriend to that cyclist back in high school.
3) Seeing someone having a great workout at 7:00 am makes that Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich taste like ashes in your mouth.
2) Furious at being delayed a good 7.5 seconds on that half-hour commute to work.
and
1) Everyone wishes they looked that good in Lycra.
